Europe is coming !!

The European commission has jest announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather German, which is
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will be placed with 'c'. Sertainly , this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of
the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words like
'fotograf' 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters have always ben a deterent to
akurate speling. Also, al wil agre the horible mes of the silent 'e' in the
language is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with
'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining
'ou' and similiar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to oza kombinations of
letas.

After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivunvil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!!!