TWO ETHICAL QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already (three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded) and she had syphilis;
would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Question 2:


It is time to elect the world leader and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking and then scroll down for the answer.



















Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B was Winston Churchill
Candidate C was Adolph Hitler
and by the way: if you answered, "Yes" to the abortion question - you just killed Beethoven.

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